Thank you for taking the time to help me improve. Special thanks goes to Your insight and constructive criticism has made me more aware as a graphic artist. This set includes jewel case/DVD case 3D art for every game in the Sega Dreamcast xml, which you can find here. However the temple was set siege by the game cube and Sonic's corpse was brought to Princess Peach's castle and made to dance like a puppet on strings, churning out a string of lifeless performances in ashcan projects year after year to fulfill his contractual obligation to his new masters.Credit for this set goes 3D PAL jewel case Hazor - source scans, downloads, and - source scans, feedback, and artistic PAL jewel cases, feedback and artistic project lead The production lines for the Dreamcast, not to mention most of the remaining stock, had to be used in the construction of a mausoleum for Sonic the Hedgehog, who had been struggling with illness since failing to make the leap to 3D. Sega soon realized that if they wanted to make any money at all they would have to burn images of their own games and re-distribute it to the public. House of the Dead 2 became House 2, which then became H2. Eventually lazy people would start abbreviating the game titles making it impossible to decipher. It made buying a game for the Dreamcast extremely difficult as the box art was missing and every game title was poorly hand-written by a sharpy. Even video game stores switched over to holding bootleg copies on the store shelves. (Except for the technologically retarded who still paid for the bootlegs). Every Dreamcast owner had stopped buying the legit games and only downloaded the bootlegs.
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Since the discontinuation of the Dreamcast in 2001, the surviving VMU's have schismed and declared war against the church of the Purist Controllers.Īs soon as the gaming community figured out that any ISO image from a Dreamcast game could be burnt onto a 700MB CD-r, the low profit that Sega had been receiving instantly fell into the negatives. Once placed into a controller, the VMU will emit a soothing hum, lulling the convertee to sleep as the probe attaches itself to his or her brainstem. Memory card (VMU)- The Dreamcast memory card, or VMU for "Virtual Mind Usurper", is a mind-saving cerebral probe, cleverly disguised as an external memory unit. It is believed that Martin Luther King found one whilst out in the wilderness and wrote his famous speech, sadly a coffee stain meant the 'cast' part was unreadable.īack in Sega HQ in Japan, an underpaid sushi delivery boy finds the console under a pile of unsold SG-1000 games and it is hailed as the console that would make Sega profitable again, sadly he delivered a bad batch of sushi that day and the marketing department would need emergency stomachs pumping, their jobs being filled in by the cleaning ladies and the bloke that always looks like he's been smoking a few. While it proved to be ineffective at most of these proclaimed miracles, the controller was useful for stoning heretics to death. The console was claimed to be able to give sight to the blind, raise the dead (as zombies), skim across water and provide nourishment to gamers playing feverishly in their virgin mom's basements. The result was born unto the world in a giant conch shell (hence the symbol) and praised by the gods of gaming as the king of consoles. The Dreamcast was initially created as prophecised by an ancient rite that involved sticking a katana into a shark, tying some belts around it, then throwing it into a whirlpool. Despite only being manufactured for a brief two years, it remains popular to this day, and is considered the world's most holy game system due to the fact that it sacrificed itself for our sins. The Dreamcast was the final video game console produced by Sega before the company had their hands tied.
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